Weekend at Burnsie's

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This week's episode is from Season 13, episode 16 and would have to be one of my favourites of all time - What's funnier than Homer? Well, Homer smokin' a bit o' weed that's what! This whole episode is pretty much about him, much like the last episode, and is therefore garaunteed to be funny! So why don't you sit back in your seat and let the "lol"'s roll on!

The Plot:

The show begins with Marge presenting mutated vegetables to the family, which she is digusted by when Lisa's potato eats her carrot. Marge decides to grow her own vegetables, but her crop is overrun with Crows. So she puts up a scarecrow... which Homer knocks down... The crows then believe he is the "Alpha Crow". When he betrays the crows, they attack him and peck his eyes, which he needs medicinal marijuana to cope with... If you want to know what happens... read on!

The Funny Parts:

As mentioned before... the show starts with Marge presenting new and BIGGER vegetables for dinner.


Marge: "Who can guess what's different about Dinner tonight?"


Homer: "Eh, same old garbage!"
Marge: "Oh you two! We're eating genetically modified vegetables. Look how big they are!"
Homer: "This corn doesn't look so big"
Marge: "That's baby-corn!"


Homer: "BuWHAA?!"

Marge heads out into the garden and plants her crop, which the crows attack.


Marge: "Go away! Go away!"


She begins to make a scarecrow by placing the cross in the ground and then going inside to get clothing.


When she comes outside again she grabs the broom because...


The Flandereses are praying!


Marge: "Shoo! Go away! Shoo Shoo!"

When Marge completes the scarecrow the crows won't go near the crop. When homer comes home he sees the silouette of the scarecrow and is frightened, so he kills it!


Homer then becomes the alpha crow!
Homer: "Aww look, i've made some friends! Now go do my bidding, um, whatever that may be."



Homer then goes to Moe's...


Homer: "So Lisa says by killing their enemy I've become the alpha-crow"
Moe: "I gotta admit I'm kinda nervous here. We haven't seen Barney since they enveloped him."
Homer: "I'm sure he'll turn up, look here's one his buttons" (Homer holds up a button with blood dripping off it)...
Moe: "Alright that's it, get 'em outta here! This ain't no Crowbar!... This, is a crowbar..."




Moe: "See, they got the little stools and everything..."


Homer: "That's Russell Crow, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddley, Hume Crownin, Gregory Peck..."
Marge: "Hmm, Homer I'm very uncomfortable having a gang of crows in our bedroom."


Homer: "It's a MURDER honey, a group of crows is called a MURDER"
Marge: "I'm sleeping on the couch."

The crows attack Homer.


Homer: "Owww!!! That is not a worm! Owww!!!"

Homer has to go to the doctor and gets stitches in his eyes. Which he needs medicinal marijuana to cope with, so he takes it.

Homer calls Marge while at work...


Marge: "Hello?"
Homer: "Marge! I just realised! I am the 'OU' in LOUD..."


Homer: "And if you tell anyone!"


Marge: "Honey, I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago. Hang on I've got call waiting... Hello?"
Homer: "Hey! It's me, i got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out!"

Ned arrives at the door...


Ned: "Hi-Diddly-Hey Homer!"


Homer: "Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders! You've got the moustache... and the diddly! OK! Now do Wiggum!
Ned: "Heh, Homer, it's me, Ned."
Homer: "Oh right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for ya! Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
Ned: "Well sir, of course, he could, but, then again... wow! As mellon scratches go that's a Honey-Doodle!"
Homer: "Now you know what I've been going through!"

Homer accidently walks into Mr. Burns' office...


Homer: "Oops! I thought this was the Can man! HAHAHA!"
Mr. Burns: "Well! You're a happy Homer! What's your name young man?"
Homer: "YOU JUST SAID IT! HAHAH!"
Mr. Burns: "Well if you like that listen to this: Working hard or, hardly working?"
Homer: "AhaHAAHHA!"


Homer: "You're covered with a very fine fuzz..."

Homer arrives home...


Marge: "Where did you get that suit?!"
Homer: "Whoa! Whoa! One person at a time! Yes you."
Marge: "Look, I'm really starting to worry. There's half-eaten cupcakes everywhere, we're all out of paper clips, and the curtains smell like doob."

Homer walks into the other room...


Homer: "WE HAVE A KITCHEN?!"

After medicinal is ruled out - they burn it all. The People standing around the fire start to breathe in a little bit too much, so the Police put hair on the fire. The people then start to cough and splutter...

Homer watches from afar...


Homer: "Ohh I could've smoked that pot... and worn that hair..."
Marge: "Homie you don't need drugs anymore, your eyes are all better."
Homer: "Eyes? What are you talking about?"


Lisa: "I want my old Dad back, the one that was telling all the time and... y'know, i'm not really sure what i want."
Marge: "Homer it's over, I want you to look at your children, and promise them you will never do drugs again."
Homer: "Alright, I'll do it for my kids."
Bart: "As long as you're doing things for me, could you tie up your bath robe when you walk around the house?"


Homer: "NEVER!"


Moe: "Look I'm really glad you're off the wacky tabacky."
Lenny: "Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention."
Carl: "Yeah but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. Heh, I nearly died!"
*They all laugh*
Moe: "I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral!"


*They all laugh again*

The family is sitting around the table...
Homer: "It's been three days and my mind is clearer. My sperm count is up and, I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns."
Lisa: "Dad, you just said that three minutes ago."


Homer: "Un-regardless I am no longer a slave to this!"
Marge: "Why are you keeping that?!"


Homer: "As a reminder Marge."

After Mr. Burns is revived after his dance at the investors meeting, Mr. Smither is in control of his hands...


Mr. Smithers: "Mr. Burns, you're alive!"
Mr. Burns: "Yes I regained conscienceness after my big dance number. Those strings pulling my every which way jostled my heart from it's slumber."
Homer: "And you wanted to take him to the Hospital"
Mr. Burns: "Oh and you didn't?! Well the worm has finally shown it's fangs! Smithers make me slap him!"
*Slap*
"You call that slap? Make me slap you!"
*Slap*
"Now both"
*Slap Slap*
"Now just you"
*Slap*
"Now give me a taste!"
*Slap*
"He he. Now both again"
*Slap Slap*
"Now all three!"
*Slap slap slap*
"Excellent!"


Well, I hoped you enjoyed this weeks episode! I could have done so much more on this I know, but this is the "Funniest of the Simpsons" blog is it not?! - Thank you so much for dropping buy! Have a nice day!